Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
mugGet the Twat Bandmug.

Twat Blocker

To prevent another fellow woman from sleeping with a man. Like "Cock Blocker" but for a woman.
You are a twat blocker!

Sorry to Twat Block you, but he's mine!

You be creative.
by Youdontneedtoknow May 6, 2012
mugGet the Twat Blockermug.

twat pocket

jane douched her twat pocket on a regular basis.
by kristen renae September 11, 2003
mugGet the twat pocketmug.

nigger twat

1. the most horrifying thing to have been placed on the planet.

2. the vagina of a fully grown nigglet.

3. a disgusting excuse for a vagina that looks like a rotten roast beef sandwich.

4. an insult used to ultimately put down an enemy. it is used in utter desperation when no other options are available.
by akybrky September 29, 2009
mugGet the nigger twatmug.

twat swatter

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking
that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter
by alex olenik May 30, 2009
mugGet the twat swattermug.

Big Twats

What employees of Big Lots call their place of work.
My roomate works at Big Twats.
by D B R January 8, 2008
mugGet the Big Twatsmug.

Gook Twat

An asian girls vagina.

The(brown snatch)surrounding anatomy of an asian girls vagina.

An asian kid with more videogames than Nintendo.

A hypoactive asian child acting foolish or childish.
Show me that young gook twat!

Look at that gook twat playing his videogames again!!

HEY!! I said stop it!! Stop being a GOOK TWAT!!
by Tony Hughes December 26, 2005
mugGet the Gook Twatmug.

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