Shit Ends

When your hair is so long it touches the toilet when you sit to poop, and as such your split ends become shit ends.

I have to start tying my hair up when I poop, I'm getting shit ends

by HarDoRichardson September 28, 2019

The Safari End

If anything has an end, it's the Safari End. Even if there is two ends, both are called the Safari End.

Richie Benaud: 'Here comes Warnie ripping it up from the Safari End, getting plenty of boom kitsa too isnt he Chaps!'
Chaps: 'Ohh mate ... cchht'.

by Cchht February 12, 2014

Kneb-end

Someone who is obsessive and overbearing

That Simon is a right kneb-end

by Adnaloy November 4, 2022

Piss-end

Australian slang for a person animal or thing with a low rank. It is thought to have a link to the metric system as the suffix of the word end suggest a start and end. The antonym is piss-start. The word was originated on a live radio interview when a radio host called another journalist who did not have access to big stars a piss-end.

That guy is a total piss-end. If he keep working hard one day he'll be a piss-start like me.

by HelloKittyXX00 September 13, 2016

The perfect ending

The perfect ending is the Final step in a mens Life, it is Death.
But not any Death. Death by Speed, high speed in a Car Or Motorcycle.
Example:

-Paul Walker
-Jax (Sons of Anarchy)

I just want the perfect ending.

by Hoja2 March 6, 2023

end life

Commonly used by bored memers.
Or always in every situation used by yours truly, epic_gamer_time.

bjoy72: „ay m8 wut u doin“
epicgamertime23: „nothin“
cringy chick: „oh look at me im depressed and quirky“
epicgamertime23: „end life•

by epic_gamer_time October 29, 2019

Rotten end

A place in Essex where über-skanks go to make out in the car on their first date.

Yo, they're on their first date-bet they go to rotten end!

by Lizyb September 27, 2014