Person 1: "The Count of Monte Crisco."
Person 2: "That says Cristo you dumb-shit."
Person 2: "...By...'Alexander Dumbass'"
Person 2: "That says Cristo you dumb-shit."
Person 2: "...By...'Alexander Dumbass'"
by JustSomeDeerBoi November 18, 2022
A business man and an entrepreneur born on September 26th, 1987 in Omoku Town, Nigeria. He is the founder of A.P.ALLISON ENTERPRISES.
by apallison December 12, 2020
Alexander Pym Allison is a paragon of a perfect gentleman. He is the most amazing person you could ever meet. He will always stick by your side no matter what. He is very wise and thinks ahead of time. He is a futuristic person. An Idealistic and a Realist. He take his time before does anything, he would never do things on in pulse. A brilliant counselor and guide. In fact you will never loss your way if you stick around this guy. I count myself fortunate to know and be known by this guy.
by apallison December 06, 2017
An Alexander Florendo is a real keeper. He always makes people laugh, usually attracted to Chloe. He will never fail to surprise you and bring you happiness. Alexander Florendos always refer to themselves as average looking, in reality they are almost as hot as the sun. They will never break a promise and will try their hardest to fulfill them.
A real lady killer, all the girls are all over him, but sadly he is only attracted to Chloes.
Alexander Florendo is intelligent, cute, amazing, and stupidly adorable.
A real lady killer, all the girls are all over him, but sadly he is only attracted to Chloes.
Alexander Florendo is intelligent, cute, amazing, and stupidly adorable.
Hey!, Look at him, he is totally and Alexander Florendo.
Woah!!!!! He looks so cute, must be an Alexander Florendo.
Woah!!!!! He looks so cute, must be an Alexander Florendo.
by An English Wiz September 10, 2017
Real nice guy I'd even go as far as to call him the most perfect person to ever live any Alexander, in general, has zero negative traits to speak of except they can be a little too carefree and clumsy at times all Alexanders biggest strength is There charisma he knows how to become everyone's friend extremely quickly Alexander Perez also seems to be quite a risk-taker and they are never afraid to take on a challenge Alexander Perez also seems to be really smart and they always have a special taste for music
Can be a worthless prick, but people see this person to be somewhat useful. Said person usually loves anime.
by Your F**king Mom September 13, 2018
Writer, satirical blogger, poet, rapper, philosopher, social media darling, and libertine bachelor. ALexander Sveltina is a visionary. He's just beginning to brand himself as an authentic artist, and creating art purely for the sake of experiencing the joy of the creative process. He is an agnostic pantheist existentialist with a big fat-ass c@&k! Get ready because ALexander pulls no punches in his outrageously shocking comedic shtick. He is a true genius of the times who has his finger on the pulse of his generation. Roll over Beethoven Tell Tchaikovsky the news, because there's a new Tom cat on the prowl and he's lookin' to bird dog all of your lil' chickies, so look out!
by A.Sveltina March 08, 2024