when you like drinking alcohol per se but regard a teaspoon of whisky as the right dose to draw the pleasure of drinking. The tablespoon is then at the boundary to alcoholism. You stay within the field of Zen combining the pleasures of body and mind.
My wife and me, we are zen-alcoholics. It is our zen philosophy to enjoy whisky etc. but because alcohol with wine at lunch and at dinner is accumulating through the day, we restrict to the enjoyable minimum. This gives the pleasure of nice drinks plus the good feeling of self-mastery, it is just zen.
by ThePhysopher February 18, 2019
Get the zen-alcoholicmug. A variant of the coffee date
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.
It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if they would agree to having sex together.
It's well known that alcohol clouds judgement.
An analogy of this would be that alcohol dates are to real dates what using candy to bait children is to actually letting your own kids get in the van by themselves.
"Do you think you're gonna score tonight with Julia?"
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
"Not really. I'll probably make an alcohol date out of it."
"Good idea, just make sure she has enough alcohol in her body before you start making advances. Wouldn't want you to get sued again like last time."
by Nobelus December 23, 2016
Get the alcohol datemug. A person who is addicted/Has a dependence on alcohol. Becoming an alcoholic is definitely a negative in life, And it won't result well for you. Just to prove this, I'll tell you a bit about myself cuz this is anonymous and no one here knows who I am lol: My father was an alcoholic, And despite him being an absolute cunt, He was an alcoholic (I was that he was cuz he quit and got clean, but this is in no way defending him, as he is a piece of shit). He would stay out for days on end, Drinking and doing whatever he did, He even missed birthdays, Other important events for us (the kids and such), and even his own dinner for his birthday set up by my mom. There was eventually a point to where my dad would stay out for days on end, Cheating on my mom with another woman, Not giving a single shit about his wife or his kids, And would only come home to shower or to get his checkbook (As he has ran bars and stuff in the past, And trust me, He is a total con man and jackass in the business world too). This, Along with violent behavior due to the alcohol and such, Proves, At least in my opinion, That becoming an alcoholic is a horrible decision. It absolutely causes harm, To both yourself and people around you. It is a cause of cancer, It fucks with your brain, It can fuck with your mental health, and a whole host of other things wrong with it. In the end, Don't become an alcoholic or start a drinking problem. Hell, I have started a drinking problem myself and it has caused problems.
George: "I just want to become an alcoholic."
Zack, Jon, And James: "No you are fucking retarded, Being an alcoholic is terrible."
Zack, Jon, And James: "No you are fucking retarded, Being an alcoholic is terrible."
by Mastermind at being an idiot January 3, 2022
Get the Alcoholicmug. An 18yo white girl
by the_defineer69 March 9, 2020
Get the Alcohol dependencemug. A substance (also known as Ethanol , Ethyl alcohol, Grain alcohol) that is naturally produced from fermentation of sugars using yeast in the right environment.
Alcohol is an intoxicating chemical that is found in alcoholic beverages, but has uses as an industrial solvent; a fuel additive or as a fuel on its own; has disinfectant properties in higher concentrations; is a useful cleaning solvent.
Don't worry! alcohol is safe to consume in moderation if it's food grade (as most of you probably know), but it is possible to overdose on alcohol in much larger amounts and it isn't too good for you if you drink it excessively.
Alcohol is an intoxicating chemical that is found in alcoholic beverages, but has uses as an industrial solvent; a fuel additive or as a fuel on its own; has disinfectant properties in higher concentrations; is a useful cleaning solvent.
Don't worry! alcohol is safe to consume in moderation if it's food grade (as most of you probably know), but it is possible to overdose on alcohol in much larger amounts and it isn't too good for you if you drink it excessively.
Example 1:
Barry: Hey Kim! Would you like a beer?
Kim: Sure, but how much alcohol is in it? as I need to drive home to my kids tonight, ya know?
Barry: Sure! It contains four percent alcohol by volume, is that alright?
Kim: Yeah sure! Just one drink won't hurt, right? as long as I stick to one!
Example 2:
This car should be more environmentally friendly as it runs on Ethanol instead of Gasoline, as a safer and cleaner fuel alternative.
Barry: Hey Kim! Would you like a beer?
Kim: Sure, but how much alcohol is in it? as I need to drive home to my kids tonight, ya know?
Barry: Sure! It contains four percent alcohol by volume, is that alright?
Kim: Yeah sure! Just one drink won't hurt, right? as long as I stick to one!
Example 2:
This car should be more environmentally friendly as it runs on Ethanol instead of Gasoline, as a safer and cleaner fuel alternative.
by Black Cat - 5000 September 18, 2024
Get the Alcoholmug. An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.
by El Wappo. May 19, 2020
Get the quarantine alcoholicmug. Someone who claims that there is a such thing as memory. They usually use this tactic when attempting to break someone.
Person 1: TELL ME THE TRUTH! I CAN READ UR MIND AND SEE THAT U REMEMBER IT HAPPENING.
Person 2: Shut up u non alcoholic queer
Person 2: Shut up u non alcoholic queer
by the unbreakable 420710H December 9, 2021
Get the Non alcoholicmug.