The ugly cuckling

That one fucker who looks like a truckling, doesn't give a fuckling, and is cucking.

Joe: Josh is totally the ugly cuckling
Maya: I agree, totally

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 31, 2020

Ugly bastard

A man that is old ,fat or has messed up face

That man is one ugly bastard

by Dioisourlord April 16, 2018

Rolex Ugly

Rolex ugly is the ugly cousin of coyote ugly and double-coyote ugly. Rolex ugly occurs after a night of drunken stupidity when you wake up to find a hideous creature in your bed. Last night’s six-pack beauty queen has somehow transformed into a hideous creature who isn’t suitable for mating with other humans. Rather than wake your Sleeping Ugly, you chew off your arm leaving behind your appendage along with your $18,000 Rolex Submariner.

Dude, what happened to your arm and your watch?
Hey man, had to gnaw that fucker off this morning.
Wha?
Yeah man, that chick was Rolex ugly!
Dude!

by _DrBigEars_ April 2, 2022

ugly noodle

Someone who is ugly and insignificant.

Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.

by king.lamp March 28, 2015

Sexy-ugly

A person generally not considered to be attractive by many, but who is hot as fuck.

Examples: Shia LaBeouf, Malcolm McDowell in 1971 A Clockwork Orange,

Girl 1: Hey I’m not gonna need a ride from you later, I’m going home with Mike.
Girl 2: How much have you had to drink?
Girl 1: No it’s not that. He really turns me on.
Girl 2: Really?
Girl 1: Yeah, I think he’s sexy-ugly and it’s gonna be hot as hell!
Girl 2: Ok, I can kinda see it. Have fun!

by Anunnakitty April 16, 2020

August Uglies

The weeds on a farm that have managed to survive all the attempts to kill them over the summer. By August you are so wore out from fighting the weeds all summer that you let the weeds that have survived, grow and become unsightly hence the name Uglies.

farmer 1 "those damn weeds just wont die."
farmer 2 "we're into the August Uglies by now, I just let mine grow."

by IH4020JD300 August 1, 2011

Wall of Ugly

The group of less desirable women who surrounds the queen bee at bars or other social gatherings in order to protect her from the less desirable men.

I wanted to talk to the blond at the party, but I could not get through the wall of ugly.

by permester July 30, 2006