Canadian Archaeology

The act of trying to dig your car out from underneath a significant amount of snow from an overnight snow dump. Clearing away the snow slowly reveals more and more of the vehicle much the same way archaeologists brush away dirt to uncover things. Usually occurs whenever you are late for something important.

Hey boss I can't come in to work today I gotta do some serious Canadian Archaeology to even find my car let alone drive it.

by jay_P09 November 17, 2014

Canadian Blubberwhale

The Canadian Blubberwhale (similar to an Alabama Hotpocket) is a sexual act in which a man shits into a woman's fat fold, and then has sex with it. Another possible meaning is when the same as above occurs, but instead of having sex with a fatfold, a man then defecates into a condom, freezes it, and puts that into the fatfold (similar to an Alaskan Pipeline).

"Why does Beth smell like shit and cum?" "Oh, Bob gave her a good ol' Canadian Blubberwhale in her top fold."

by The Backspacer April 26, 2010

Canadian Clammer

An exotic sex move involving a vagina, maple syrup, and a Canadian. The Canadian fills the vagina with maple syrup and begins to perform missionary on the vagina. The Canadian then pulls out covered in maple syrup and forces the owner of the vagina to perform oral sex on him.

He gave you the Canadian Clammer, eh?

by Oceanizzle August 25, 2010

dirty canadian

Sex position of Candian's choice- Maple Syrup is applied to the bosom and Canadian Bacon is rolled into a tubular shape and inserted into the hole of choice prior to the insertion of the male genitalia.

We enjoyed some dirty canadian last night.

by Sum1WitWords December 29, 2015

Canadian win

noun

1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.

2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.

See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.

Justin Trudeau coined the term Canadian win when he said, "If you kill your enemies they win."

"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."

Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.

by Row-hit May 28, 2016

Canadian Experience

One of the biggest mysteries of mankind. An overused excuse for rejecting people especially immigrants for job applications in Canada.

The definition can be so confusing, but here are some of them:
1. Just arrive in Canada, or
2. Funny accent, or
3. No English, or
4. 'Too perfect' English, or
5. Smarter than any Canadians (over-qualified), or
6. Everything perfect, but he looks 'unCanadian', or
7. Combination of the above, or
8. Any other unknown random reason

He's lack of Canadian experience, I don't think we should hire him.

by PeeeeWeeee August 4, 2010

Canadian Creamsicle

When after a long day of dealing with bullshit at work you pour crown royal and orange cream soda into your girl's asshole and mix it with your dick. Turn her upside down and pour said girls ass into a glass over top snow balls to chill.

Brian had a rough day on the farm so he went home and gave his wife ye ole canadian creamsicle.

by Culatr December 30, 2018