lucky butt wipe

when you wipe your butt and your finger breaks through and you get lucky

I was using some cheap toilet paper and had a lucky butt wipe

by AMan The Man November 17, 2015

One Wipe Wonder

A crap where you only have to wipe your ass once

Person 1: Dude i love the kind of dumps where you only have to wipe once

Person 2: Me too!! I think they call that a one wipe wonder

by MER8490 July 17, 2008

never-ending wipe

The act or process of continuously wiping your ass with no discernible progress whatsoever. Usually leads to anal chafing.

"Good Lord! This never-ending wipe combined with the John Wayne toilet paper is really chapping my ass!"

by b1g December 01, 2007

Kentucky wet wipe

When you spit on the toilet paper and then wipe your butt with it.

I feel super fresh, clean, and confident after my Kentucky wet wipe.

by Craigt113 April 14, 2019

Wipe a nigga nose

To kill someone.

"i'll wipe a nigga nose"
wipe a nigga nose- kill somebody

by xxslimx March 31, 2017

Wipe your mouth

When someone is defending/supporting a public figure who doesn’t even know or care who they are. Not just any sort of defending/supporting, we’re talking dickriding.

Dickrider (DR): Elon is such a relatable guy. He posts memes and shitposts. He’s one of us!! He’s gonna bring freedom to twitter and end censorship!! :O

Non-DR: Wipe your mouth, please sir.

by AverageNonDickRider April 15, 2022

Alabama Wet Wipe

Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping

Man my poope stuck to my butthole so I did an Alabama Wet Wipe and it worked like a charm

by Lilith_The_Destroyer November 02, 2020