Bloody Murphy

When someone hocks a fat loogie and it has traces of blood in it.

Wow! Did you see that old man just hock a Bloody Murphy right there on the sidewalk!?!?! GROSS!

by DizzyNuts April 25, 2025

Murphy

To obstruct democracy; to refuse to do your job

As a little known administrator in an obscure office you can Murphy the peaceful transition of power of an established democracy

by DCC, MD November 18, 2020

Tyler James Murphy

The best boyfriend ever!!! He’s so sweet and caring. He makes people happy when he walks in the room. Tyler is the type of person you can go to with all your problems and not tell anyone. He has some secrets of his own but you must keep them. Tyler gets sad but he won’t show it as much. He loves to make people happy and does dum things. He also likes to play with toy cars and acts like a four year old

Tyler James Murphy is a great guy!

by I live with toy cars November 20, 2021

Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Murphy-Mitchell

Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers

How yours life going ?

Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell

by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022

seanna murphy

a wonderful girl that happens to smell

you that girl is a seanna murphy

by badbirch111 November 1, 2020

Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage

"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"

After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!

by QuacksO July 31, 2018