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Christian

He's annoying.
Christian: I'm annoying
Other people: yup
by imfataf March 29, 2019
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Christian

Some melon head wanker who fiddles with year two kids and has ears like dobby and teeth like bugs fucking bunny. His head looks like a baked bean gone wrong and his mum sewed up his anus because he deserved it. His breath stinks of his mums chicken curry and will never make it in life because he is a nonce and he is in Set 8.
Christian's dad's condom split and the cunt managed to be born. This prick needs to die.
by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019
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christian

if used in a name, he can be charming at points, but is mostly intellectual, and self absorbed. Christian usually prefers boys over girls. christian means follower of Christ, but never usually acts like one. Christian has ghostly white skin, but beautiful blond hair. Girls with red hair usually fall for him, but he chose red head boys instead.
christian surprised me by giving me flowers on valintines day
by london revival January 9, 2017
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Christian

Someone with a 1.5 centimetre penis and yellow shit all over his teeth.
Christian doesn't own a toothbrush.
by vgkjf May 27, 2019
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Christian

A dumb person who has no respect for anybody else’s personal rights. Christian is a sweaty try hard at everything he does and yet he still finds a way to be the worst person there. Christian is the type of person to steal your girl. Well at least TRY to steal your girl with his dumb ass hair and dumb personality. Christian is the worst person to be friends with and even worse to be a boyfriend (If you even let him become your bf surprisingly). Christian go f yourself.
Michael:*being a god at basketball*
Christian: *sweating like a dumb pig*
by Jeffafa January 22, 2020
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christians

Go to church *Every* Sunday often no exceptions apply there views on certain controversial/social issues very from each person for example homosexuality some say it’s a life style some say it’s an abomination. The Bible or Biblios in Greek is the original source of mainstream Christianity it consists of countless short stories called scriptures many of which contradict each other.
Christianity can also be a radical religion like other religions. However Many radical Christians are unaware of this and consider there behavior as normal.
by The sonnyer September 10, 2018
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Christian

Fat male with a girls private part.
Also doesn’t shower
Christian wants to be black.
by Zack2344 October 23, 2019
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