Chris

Chris is a fuckboy. He is the most horny kid you will ever meet. He ussaly has a small penis and cheats on every girl he meets. At first you think a Chris is innocent until you meet him and realize that he is very very horny and is using you

for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl

Wow that guy is a Chris.
Person number two: ya he sucks

by YEEELax November 28, 2018

Chris

little bitch that plays with RC cars with his friend Zac instead of actually doing something with his life. Acts like he is smart but actually is the most dumb person in the entire world. He insults you by saying your breath smells bad, a terrible friend.

Chris you fucking skinhead

by Christopher anthony barbara November 28, 2018

Chris

Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.

Chris is amazing but sometimes a loser

by 123chrisgamer December 2, 2018

Chris

A toxic fuck stick who plays Blackbeard in high plat

Look at Chris being toxic, playing Blackbeard in plat what a shit

by Venixzzy October 11, 2018

Chris

The saltiest fruitiest person you will ever meet. A man who usually has a very small penis

Chrisis a real Mr.Buzzkillington.

by Mr. Moyer April 18, 2018

Chris

Chris is fat fuck with shit hair. Chris is always really horny and is into under age shit. Don't be a Chris

Your a Chris you gay asshole

by Mario Balls February 21, 2019

Chris

Legit the sexiest man on the planet. He slays all the pussy and gets all that bread. A total meme lord with the dankest memes. He's got a dick that's at least 20 feet.

-Who's that sexy man?

Oh that's Chris

by McDuggle December 18, 2018