copy cat. no original ideas. copies phrases. zero social skills. probably homeschooled. erectile disfunction. loves to hoop. by a miracle of God, he somehow gets girls. no sense of style. loves his girls. e and c. avid hoops player. loves to buy into conversations. great christian guy. supposedly fantastic in bed. dance central god. can thrust and grind like nikki minaj. loves calling girls by cute little nicknames. has almost no friends. advocate for mullet awareness. definently packing down there. thinks he’s king of campus. better hide yo girl when he steps out
by anonomus23456 March 12, 2019
by gayboi690 January 07, 2021
by JIMBEAN37273 May 19, 2017
A kid who screams random ass noises, ranging from a cow being raped to a duck being choked. Often hangs out with Nathan Stinson, Adam Sterling, Phillipe Redmond, Ian Portell, and TJ Gulyas, who are all complete fucking retards who shouldn't exist on planet earth because they are Satan spawn.
A zack wallace!
by Philopean RedRocket October 26, 2018
The beautifull beginning of un-wtitten chapters where their story begins they truly deserve each other's company and time with plenty of room and blessings to grow and to learn to trust and to love
Zack and Sharon
by Bigburntcookies October 08, 2018
Zack is a small midget who thinks he is call and tries to mask his gayness by saying that other people are gay. He can be referred as a dare me bro. He is. Classified dick head
by Zack coffer February 24, 2020