Sex with the ball

A person that plays excessive amounts of soccer/football to the point where the main thought in his head is about the ball.

"Goddamn he loves soccer!!! He must be going home to have 'sex with the ball' ".

by Stiff Milk January 17, 2018

i walk with a stick i walk with a gun

a meme on tiktok and instagram originating from twisty p i think
its basically a song that goes "i walk with a stick i walk with a gun i walk with a stick i walk with a gun! i shoot niggas for fun, i stay in yo block you gon stay in mah block"
do keep in mind that hes WHITE AS A CRACKER.
this meme is comeyd

9/10 best meme so far from titok

i walk with a stick i walk with a gun i walk with a stick i walk with a gun
i shoot niggas for fun
i stay in yo block you gon stay in my block

by the cooler penguin27 January 14, 2022

sitting around with your thumb up your ass

Doing nothing.

What have you been doing all day? Sitting around with your thumb up your ass?

by brando56894 November 20, 2013

Hobo With A Shotgun

It's a Canadian film thats basically about a hobo who fights crime, battles corrupt cops, killing pimps and pedophiles, all with his shotgun. I really recommend that you buy this movie on iTunes, or wherever you can get it at.

Yo dude let's go watch Hobo with a shotgun! What's it about?? A hobo with a shotgun.

by Hellnawimnotgunnaeatthat July 16, 2011

Get cute with

Clever in a way that shows a lack of respect or honesy

Don't get cute with me, young man!

by Nicelucifer June 20, 2018

Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.

Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.

by maxflight June 19, 2010

Keeping up with the Kardashians

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018