Out shortted

Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.

A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.

"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."

by Gachunt July 25, 2012

Short Roped

The act of being drawn in to a horrible circumstance without any warning or preparation.

"Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!

by beebob40 November 11, 2009

Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017

9-short

Parents are watching

Don’t send nudes 9-short

by gLu bOy June 7, 2018

towel shorts

Shorts made from beach towels. See Showels

Grab your towel shorts and let's go to the beach!

by heckofaday May 19, 2016

Seeding Shorts

When you intentionally put out all small clams just to fuck with the tourists.

Hillary was out today, seeding shorts.

by Overbay September 16, 2022

Naked Shorts

Getting gang plowed in prison by unshowered bangers who use his shortless backside to put out their cigarettes.

Boy, Kenny is going to wish he stayed away from those naked shorts!

by The Beard of DOOM! September 27, 2021