Sleepy weenie

When you drink so much alcohol and try to bring a girl back home, only to find your member not responding to his orders.

I took Beth home last night but she was not happy with my sleepy weenie.

by Joey Norris December 28, 2018

Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig

Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet

by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022

Weenie-Wanker

Used to describe people of power or fame, such as politicians or celebrities, who don't have enough balls to do anything.

Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Weenie-Wanker!

by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024

The weenie hut

Any road side hotdog stand

The croch area on a man

The guy ran off the road and destroyed my weenie hut and the guy working it.

Joe just kicked him in the weenie hut, dannnnng must have hurt

by Benthegr8 June 30, 2018

digital weenie

Noun: A nice way of saying dick pic

Guys from these dating sites wont stop with the digital weenies.

by DigitalPP August 19, 2017

Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

by Mudslap January 14, 2021

pa weenie

A weenie of a pa that has a very high sex drive.

I can’t wait to beat my hard pa weenie

by Chief kickabitch January 7, 2019