meme wednesday 

The holy weekday for memes, if you don’t look at memes this day, then you ain’t going to be living a good life

Ey bro, looking forward to meme wednesday?
Ye, I’ve been resting all week bitch

meme wednesday by faggotnibber May 2, 2018

Suicide Wednesday 

Suicide Wednesday. An idea originally thought up by Jaime Hall on a Tuesday afternoon in Mr.Roberts maths class. The idea was later developed in the best selling book "Alex and Ieuans best ways to kill yourself"

Person 1: What day is it?
Person2: Suicide Wednesday!!!
Person3: Why isn't Jake Paul filming then?

Suicide Wednesday by Crimbo dictionary December 30, 2018

Whiskey Wednesday 

A day when you get drunk all day and you are not drunk until the days end.

"Yo how was your whiskey wednesday my off the chains"

Whiskey Wednesday by luciferthe14th September 20, 2019

wizard wednesday 

When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.

"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'

wizard wednesday by Geebo9011 February 5, 2020

Ass Wednesday 

When you have a one night stand, wipe your butthole on her forehead when she's passed out and leave a mark like it's ash wednesday.

The drunk broad from last night kept praying for forgiveness after ass wednesday.

Ass Wednesday by Grudaddy7782 October 11, 2020

Locust Wednesday 

a spectacular holiday dating back to 300 BC, where locusts are getting acknowledged for how fucking amazing they are. This holiday is celebrated every wednesday, so get excited or something!!!

Dude, are you celebrating locust wednesday??

what the actual fuck is that???

Goodbye.

Locust Wednesday by levarburtonxxx November 25, 2020

bluebird wednesday 

the day of the week where all indiana university students gather to listen to the bad local bands and blackout.

Lets go to bluebird wednesday! Birds the word, man.

bluebird wednesday by hillelian February 4, 2021