Holiday wanker

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...

Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker

by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017

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Perpetual Wanker

One of unusually small stature who never suffers from blisters or friction burns on the hands, having gained immunity after years of virtually non stop wanking.

Well of course you don't get friction burns, you're a perpetual wanker.

by Threadpuller March 25, 2011

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Legit Wanker

Legit Wanker. Only used if the Wanker has been caught in the past Wanking.

That guy is a Legit Wanker.

by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017

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knuckle wanker

The act of pleasuring yourself by repeatedly punching yourself in the cock.

You're a knuckle wanker.

by Arnold Shwartzenigger October 8, 2019

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Snow Wanker

A person who either dislikes or bitches about snow.

Snow is epic. FACT.

Harold: Dude, its snowing...don't you just love snow

Bob: Snow is shit, its too cold, I can't get anywhere....*waaaa waaaaa waaaa*

Harold: Shut the fuck up Bob, you're such a snow wanker

by JG3 January 23, 2013

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