The railroad wife is a lot like a dependapotamus but instead of being associated with the military, this woman will marry a railroader for the great benefits and the money, she will then get knocked up by them right away to try and secure a chunk of his pay and retirement. She will then take him to court for a ridiculous amount of money usually $1000 a kid and say how bad of a father he is.
Did you see all the railroad wife’s get together the other day, almost mistaken them for dependapotamus.
by Terldone January 30, 2020
When your doing your girl missionary and you pull out and cum all over her chest and stomach, throw a towel on her and let it dry. She stands up and has a cum glued apron on her.
by pvtyoung740 June 08, 2020
A woman who is married to a gay man in a time or place when it is unsafe for him to come out/date a man. The woman is typically attracted to the man but understands that they cannot be intimate.
Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.
Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.
"Brian and I have been married for 5 years now, his father is religious and would cast him out if he knew I was his mock wife"
"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"
"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"
by lamblint December 13, 2017
by TheGentlemanBroker December 19, 2016
Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy
by BigJson June 25, 2018
I wanted Valentine's Day to be for us & the thought of you not waking up next to me
made me feel a way,but I hold my pressure
cos that's what I'm meant to do. I imagine
you sitting at our favorite table with me up
in my penthouse apartment like before. I
turned down a dinner invitation Valentine's
Day as every woman I meet,I keep searching
for you & they just can't compare I truly miss
you & what we were. You made me laugh
so much when we're together.You were
the best in everything you did.A great lover
I learned so much from you in the bedroom
too you know what I'm talking about 😉
An excellent cook baker & everything in
between I never had such delicious food especially the way you cooked your Chicken Curry Goat & Fish the chicken would just fall
off the bone DELICIOUS 😋I'm proud of you
in all you do & I know if I had you I wouldn't
fuck about I know your WORTH 💯 we truly understand the true meaning of LIFE I've never met a woman like you & never will again you're one of a kind true Jamaican girl in my eyes & I
truly hope your man appreciates you.
You are what most men are looking for
you deserve the best & if he doesn't you
know I'm there ALL WAYS
You still my (boonoonoonoos!)
made me feel a way,but I hold my pressure
cos that's what I'm meant to do. I imagine
you sitting at our favorite table with me up
in my penthouse apartment like before. I
turned down a dinner invitation Valentine's
Day as every woman I meet,I keep searching
for you & they just can't compare I truly miss
you & what we were. You made me laugh
so much when we're together.You were
the best in everything you did.A great lover
I learned so much from you in the bedroom
too you know what I'm talking about 😉
An excellent cook baker & everything in
between I never had such delicious food especially the way you cooked your Chicken Curry Goat & Fish the chicken would just fall
off the bone DELICIOUS 😋I'm proud of you
in all you do & I know if I had you I wouldn't
fuck about I know your WORTH 💯 we truly understand the true meaning of LIFE I've never met a woman like you & never will again you're one of a kind true Jamaican girl in my eyes & I
truly hope your man appreciates you.
You are what most men are looking for
you deserve the best & if he doesn't you
know I'm there ALL WAYS
You still my (boonoonoonoos!)
by Janet21 February 16, 2023
The person you chose to ignore the government advice and spend time with because you know you both where following the rules and had too much to lose by not spending time together.
by Coleman864 June 01, 2020