beat the wife

Pronounced Bate-the-wife. Irish slang for Bulmers cider. The name refers to the Irish urban legend that lads would go to the pub, get lashed off Bulmers and go home and kick the shit out of their wives. This was a severe image problem for bulmers in it’s infancy

Shur Jaysus,of course he’d be drinking beat the wife

by BigJson June 25, 2018

conference wife

Your side chick who you always stay with conferences or conventions.

Oh yeah I always stay in the same room with Kim, she's my conference wife...

by TheGentlemanBroker January 29, 2017

hit wife

hit wife happens when you hit ur wife and wife gets the yes
when the wife is sus :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:

person 1: GUYS , I HIT MY WIFE AND THE BRUISE LOOKS LIKE AMONG US CREWMATE
person 2: Why would you hit your wife
hit wife hhhh

by r3trosn3k February 13, 2022

corona wife

The person you chose to ignore the government advice and spend time with because you know you both where following the rules and had too much to lose by not spending time together.

Yeah Rachel was my corona wife it was good times.

by Coleman864 June 1, 2020

Baker’s wife

When your doing your girl missionary and you pull out and cum all over her chest and stomach, throw a towel on her and let it dry. She stands up and has a cum glued apron on her.

I just made my girl a Baker’s Wife

by pvtyoung740 June 7, 2020

mock wife

A woman who is married to a gay man in a time or place when it is unsafe for him to come out/date a man. The woman is typically attracted to the man but understands that they cannot be intimate.

Also used by high school girls when they find out someone is gay.

"Brian and I have been married for 5 years now, his father is religious and would cast him out if he knew I was his mock wife"

"OMG BRIAN! YOU'RE GAY?! CAN I BE YOUR MOCK WIFE?!"

by lamblint December 13, 2017

Errol's Wife

I wanted Valentine's Day to be for us & the thought of you not waking up next to me

made me feel a way,but I hold my pressure
cos that's what I'm meant to do. I imagine
you sitting at our favorite table with me up

in my penthouse apartment like before. I

turned down a dinner invitation Valentine's

Day as every woman I meet,I keep searching

for you & they just can't compare I truly miss

you & what we were. You made me laugh

so much when we're together.You were

the best in everything you did.A great lover

I learned so much from you in the bedroom

too you know what I'm talking about 😉

An excellent cook baker & everything in

between I never had such delicious food especially the way you cooked your Chicken Curry Goat & Fish the chicken would just fall

off the bone DELICIOUS 😋I'm proud of you

in all you do & I know if I had you I wouldn't
fuck about I know your WORTH 💯 we truly understand the true meaning of LIFE I've never met a woman like you & never will again you're one of a kind true Jamaican girl in my eyes & I

truly hope your man appreciates you.
You are what most men are looking for

you deserve the best & if he doesn't you

know I'm there ALL WAYS
You still my (boonoonoonoos!)

Errol's Wife
She's still my boonoonoonoos!

by Janet21 February 16, 2023