Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.
by Brjtlc June 16, 2010
by Notorious G.M.C February 13, 2003
An act where-in someone deficates between someone else's exposed buttcheeks, and then forcefully closes them with the feces in-between.
"Brian tried to make my girl sit on his lap tonight. After I hit him with a warm meatloaf sandwich, he'll never want to sit down again."
by NYEXE August 16, 2011
Farting while receiving oral pleasures. Giving your partner(s) Warm Lovers Breath of your fart in their mouth(s).
by Brain games June 28, 2014
An interaction where a person strokes another's ego, which was passively prompted by the recipient of the stroke. "Masturbate" relates to the self-loving aspect of the interaction, while "staying warm" relates to the external stimulus from the compliment.
Joe's Facebook status (selfie in mirror with shirt off): I think my gym membership is paying off.
Pat: Yeah, I've noticed that you're looking mighty fine these days.
Joe: Thanks Pat! *feelings of warmth experienced by Joe*
Pat thinks: Joe is always masturbating to stay warm on Facebook.
Pat: Yeah, I've noticed that you're looking mighty fine these days.
Joe: Thanks Pat! *feelings of warmth experienced by Joe*
Pat thinks: Joe is always masturbating to stay warm on Facebook.
by Sisterhood of Words March 27, 2017
At nighttime on the corner of 4th and 5th, there was a creature who appeared to have no pants nor a shirt, but had high heels and a purse. I wasn't sure if it was a man or woman(it was dark)it approached me very slowly, and behind "it", came out more of itself.Then I was scared and screamed out....WARM-BLOODED WHORES!!!!!!!!!that's all
by jajarule May 14, 2007
When you paid for my lunch with that big smile it warmed the cockles of my heart!
It warms the cockles of my heart to hear you speak so kindly of your sister.
It warms the cockles of my heart to hear you speak so kindly of your sister.
by Inner Rose January 09, 2017