a word vegan is a person who doesn't say any bad words, even things like crap and stupid. See word vegitarian and word carnivore for more info.:)
by a word vegan April 27, 2008
White veganism is the pure and true variety of veganism. Most vegans dont realize that not only are they making an ethical and environmental choice, but they are forgetting the serious undertones of racism and colonization. If you dont eat animal products that's no longer good enough! Isnt that exciting?! You must only eat the plants that grow naturally in your immediate area that you've found and identified yourself and drink rain water from a puddle. You also can not use anything made in any sort of factory, bought in a store or invented by a human being if you want to be a true vegan. You are however allowed to use iPhones to post videos and blogs about how cool you are, because they are made in Chinese sweatshops. Which has nothing to do with systemic racism, animals rights or classism.
"Why are those people, over there eating a salad and drinking tea instead of tree bark and swamp water? Its disgusting!"
"They must be ignorant to their own white veganism... should we tell them their personal choices that dont affect me are wrong?"
"YAS QUEEN! That would really help them."
"Please dont use that kind of gender specific language with me..."
"They must be ignorant to their own white veganism... should we tell them their personal choices that dont affect me are wrong?"
"YAS QUEEN! That would really help them."
"Please dont use that kind of gender specific language with me..."
by LogsArelife February 24, 2021
Joe- "Hey where should I park?"
Burson- "Over by the pond."
Joe- "Where?"
Burson- "Holy sh!t, you f!!king Helen Keller, park by the pond!!!"
Joe- "Chill out dude, stop going vegan on me."
Burson- "Over by the pond."
Joe- "Where?"
Burson- "Holy sh!t, you f!!king Helen Keller, park by the pond!!!"
Joe- "Chill out dude, stop going vegan on me."
by zabaduthevegan November 25, 2011
A person who is obsessed with tofu and their rusted-out bike that was made in 1978. This individual usually lives in an urban area, but originates from a rural area far from the city. They most likey attend art school and work at local restaurants or Starbucks. They can be found weaving between 4 lanes of city traffic with their one-strapped satchel over their shoulder. Topics of conversation include Apple Computers, new ways of cooking tofu, global warming, peace protests, legalizing marijuana(but, just for medical use, of course), and bandannas.
Cab Driver: Get out of the street! You are going to get killed! What's that smell?
Bike Vegan: Hey mannn, which way to the Starbucks?
Bike Vegan: Hey mannn, which way to the Starbucks?
by Brian Carey November 10, 2008
A person who chooses not to be vegan anymore and decides to add animal products back into their diet. Many vegans quit veganism due to health problems or for other reasons which means the diet isn’t clearly working for them. Some ex-vegans have said they feel much better after going to back to eating animal products. Not everyone is able to thrive on a vegan diet. These people tend to get hate comments just because they want to add animal products back into their diet. Luckily, there’s also supportive vegans out there who actually respect ex-vegans who choose not to be vegan anymore.
Ex-vegan: I have decided to not be vegan anymore which means I have added animal products back into my diet.
by its mum not mom u american shi August 16, 2020
A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.
by MikeyELC November 15, 2019
A person who believes animals are human and can speak English ://
And is mentally not stable and will never be
And is mentally not stable and will never be
The vegan teacher:
*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”
Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?
*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”
Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?
by Red samurai October 21, 2021