valentining

Having a Blokus piece stuck up one's ass.

Yeah, he was valentining the piano dude at music camp!

by valentiner :) August 2, 2017

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

fake valentine

when you don't have a valentine and neither does your friend so you pretend to be each others valentine

Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..

by annanicole819 March 27, 2012

Valentine

the name of the sexiest shin luvr out there, sexy and NOT fat

Valentine is so hot

by Feyrris September 22, 2021

Valentin

Synonym for "Beschränkt"

This is a Valentin guy

by kdajvlkfnbaoebfg February 1, 2022

Valentine

Valentine is a person really fun. She can be a bad bitch of she wants. If you have a Valentine as a friend, you’re lucky because she’s gonna be here for you and loves you for ever.

Oh your friend’s name’s Valentine? You’re soooooo lucky

by V.ltn November 23, 2021

The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.

“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”

by The lonely man February 7, 2018