ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021

Ur mom

“Ur mom” is a come back that you can’t come back from.

Person one:” imagine cheating on a test ” person two:”imagine ur mom cheating on your dad”

by Lol, ur grandma March 27, 2023

Ur Mom

Ur Mom/Mum Being A Pain In The Mother Fucking Asshole.

Your Mom Is Now Ur Mom

by Chugger poo poo June 8, 2022

Ur mom

A hoe

Ur mom is a hoe!

by anonymous February 21, 2022

ur Mom

Something so Large, it took Usain Bolt a week to run a Lap around it!

Ur mom so fat

by SussyBbbbaka October 20, 2021

Ur Mom

A bitch who is your mom. everyone makes jokes about you fucking her and that nasty stuff. When they are not doing that they are making fun of them. Like calling them fat or a pig.

Guy 1. Ur mom.

Guy 2. What about her?

Guy 1. I fucked her last night lol.

Guy 2. ...sure you did.

by Tony-Chan February 16, 2022

ur mom

the word "ur mom" is sometimes used that as a a cringe/savage comeback to someone's annoying talk if someone say's ur mom, **Sigh** they're one of the coolest person child

max: what were you doing
mellie: ur mom.
max: what?-

by Sunnyshineeee March 10, 2022