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Take it to a two

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?
by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010
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two-nighter

Spending two nights in a row with a partner. Usually sexual. Usually on weekends (Friday and Saturday).

(lupoprodukto)
I just arranged a two-nighter this weekend with my third-hottest girlfriend.
by lupoprodukto April 12, 2022
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Two spacer

Someone who inserts two spaces after a full stop when typing meaning someone then has to delete all the extra spaces after. Also known as a double spacer or scum of the earth.
Oh no, we just gave her the job and then realised she's a two spacer
by Angrytypist May 20, 2017
mugGet the Two spacermug.

Two Chair

Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.

Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.
"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."

"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."

"Yea, definitely your team."
by Unparallel April 25, 2012
mugGet the Two Chairmug.

Audrey two

The hottest man eating plant from any medium
Audrey two ate the lad like it was a chicken dinner
by Turpus July 24, 2020
mugGet the Audrey twomug.

Twenty two

The worst number ever. To Catch 22 is the impossibility to win
They gonna catch twenty two for fucking me over
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021
mugGet the Twenty twomug.

Two four

Slang for A 24 pack of beer, mostly used by Canadians
Eh bud I’m gonna grab a two four really quick, want Tim’s?
by 69doggystyle January 6, 2021
mugGet the Two fourmug.

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