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Twinkies are commonly known as the golden feces of Jesus Christ. According to Hostess, Twinkies used to be a tedious process. After Jesus rose from the dead however, Hostess had to take more drastic measures. Twinkies now-a-days come from cow manure, and are dipped in holy water to make it taste more "Jesus produced" then, the Twinkie is dipped in the famous batter that is commonly found on the outer shell of the pastry. The Twinkie is then shipped to your local shopping center, ready for you to buy, and eat. Yum!
Jesus: I have to take a shit.
Man: Twinkies for all!
Twinkie by Forgeworld January 7, 2015
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a twinkie is a slang term for a twenty dollar bill in the United States.
a dollar is a buck, a five dollar bill is a fin, a ten dollar bill is a Ham, and a Twenty is a "Twinkie"
Twinkie by Jupiter66 May 15, 2015

Twinkies 

Young slender women (19 and under). Usually come in 3 or more and Sweet on the inside. Similar to male "twinks" except opposite gender.
Those are some nice "twinkies"!!
Twinks
Twinkies by Brosef Stallingrad October 9, 2016
Miguel: Amjad! YOU'RE GOING ON A TWINKIE!
Amjad: "Phew, thanks for saving me from the twinkie, because once you go in there...
Miguel:"You can never come back"...
Twinkie by YUN__5 November 22, 2016

Twinkie Brothers 

When two bros cum inside their girlfriends.
"Man now we're Twinkie Brothers!"
Twinkie Brothers by TwinkieBrother December 26, 2016
A white female that sleeps with a lot of men.
Twinkie by Layla_official February 23, 2017