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waffly twat

It's a phrase Dan Howell uses. Check him out
Being a waffly twat. Dan Howell 2011
by Phan Trash 1 number 1 ok September 23, 2017
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Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
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Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.
by Steve Croft November 3, 2014
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twat-spat

An argument or debate between two females. The subject of the argument will be relatively minor and the two shall remain friendly during and after the twat-spat.
That was a wicked Scrabble game! Kelly and Julie were having twat-spats over every word the other spelled!
by keltikfyre October 28, 2010
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Swat the Twat

Not to be confused with Twat Swat.

What one woman might say to another woman in lieu of other more vulgar phrases, such as fuck you up or beat the ever-living shit out of you.
When Jamie found out that Breana was trying to hook Jamie up with her next door neighbor, Jamie told Breana "You better not bitch, or I will swat the twat".
by PercyJones March 24, 2012
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twat pocket

jane douched her twat pocket on a regular basis.
by kristen renae September 11, 2003
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nigger twat

1. the most horrifying thing to have been placed on the planet.

2. the vagina of a fully grown nigglet.

3. a disgusting excuse for a vagina that looks like a rotten roast beef sandwich.

4. an insult used to ultimately put down an enemy. it is used in utter desperation when no other options are available.
by akybrky September 29, 2009
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twat swatter

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking
that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter
by alex olenik May 30, 2009
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