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Tijuana Tornado

A sexual act which requires the male to be having anal sex while in the prone bone position, the male performs this move by thrusting balls deep into the asshole and spinning his entire body around as fast as possible to make the asshole release gas.
Tornado Man: Cindy left me after I tried the Tijuana Tornado on her.
Sensei Tornado: She just not made for it...
by StriderPoopie November 22, 2025
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Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut
Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever
by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023
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laugh tornado

When the Chiba got you so twisted that a small, sometimes trivial joke sweeps you and everyone else in the room away in straight laughter.
That one time we got so high and you told me the joke about your mom...had me laughing so hard I cried and couldn’t control it, got swept up in a laugh tornado.
by RTHandle March 26, 2021
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tornado jockey

A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.
If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal
by Sexydimma April 1, 2017
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Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.
"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"
by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016
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Tornado

An insanely intense move only to be found in fuffy beds. The Tornado is performed by twisting the Penis as tight as possible while it is still soft, then you sinply have to enter the woman(Anus works best to maximize the torque) when she is filled with your love the male must to get hard super fast. This causes the penis to unwind at very high speeds causing the Woman to get a very gnarly Friction burn in the arse hole, or if she has a tight enough anus it will lift her off her feet, spinning her around & around giving her the time of her life.

If done correctly, your room will be damaged and feathers will be scattered across the room due to the high speeds.
Jason perfored the tornado last night! & it was splendid!!
by Jjjoy123 May 20, 2016
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tornado knot

A tie knot that is tied so horribly that it looks like a tornado came by and wrapped it around your neck.
Good luck at your job interview with that tornado knot you got there.
by alucardeverlasting October 31, 2013
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