faux tie

A clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone's hands. Typically worn by phonies, ass holes, GDIs, and fashionably illiterate individuals.

Munam would have looked nice at our pre-prom party if his faux tie hadn't made him look so corny.

by the_dan March 17, 2014

tie your shoes

Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.

You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall

by cyanide_sun1660 October 08, 2023

hair tie

to breakup with a significant other and/or to break a bond. or the male burns the girls hair tie out of anger and disloyalty.

cash burned the hair tie

by auntyjemimabrady April 14, 2017

Hair tie

A boy that is ugly-cute. He is attractive but not in a conventional way.

Our boy Alex is a hair tie!

by Alex Wolff behead me ;) December 04, 2018

Hair tie

A guy who is pretty but ugly

Heredity caused Alex to be a hair tie

by AlexWolfffinthehouse December 04, 2018

Wut tie

Idk

Bruh well don’t be a wut tie

by BroCraftLOL November 30, 2021

Bro-tie

(Bro-tie) When a Bro ejaculates on/around the neck of another bro. The pearl necklace of ultimate dude-ery.

Even though i'm buck naked, i sure feel fancy in this bro-tie.

by SuperBorst April 22, 2011