Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

by UnGenio January 30, 2020

Hand Tax

Its the extra money you pay someone back just to make up for them paying for you in the first place.

The tickets to the movie were $62.75 after hand tax I just gave him $70.

by dscasados November 03, 2022

thats a tax

When you get punched

Hey do you have my money that you owe me? Nah man. Nah thats a tax

by Florentino308 January 18, 2019

weeb tax

The extra price you pay for being for being a fucking weeb. Usually because weeaboos drive up demand.

Particularly used in videogames.

- Did you see the katana prices?! They're way too high!
- The weeb tax is real...

by Matoi Enjoyer July 14, 2022

Syrup Tax

Syrup tax or syrup taxing is the terminology commonly associated with getting your ass kicked by a Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman.

Doug won't be doing that again, eh, the fuzz put a syrup taxing on him he won't soon forget, eh. Yous got a beer?

by Carlo Dagastoni April 19, 2021

mall tax

The higher price you pay for an item at a mall versus a big box retailer or online

"I needed a new coffee maker, but Target was sold out of the Cuisinart, so I had no choice but to go to Sears and pay the Mall Tax."

by RexDriver March 07, 2014

zombie tax

Complacency tax. A tax on anything which we all know is clearly bad for the environment or our health.

Zombie taxes are special taxes on things like tobacco. Taxes on plastic bottles. Taxes on processed food and soft drinks. Taxes on cars that get low mileage.

by irrealism September 25, 2012