door shuffle

The act of shuffling through a door to not let ones pet escape.

"I was pet-sitting my neighbors pets and their dog tried to escape everytime."
"Did you use the door shuffle?"
"Yes, it worked well."

by CooksTheCat January 18, 2018

Connectworks Shuffle

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.

Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.

by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021

Turtle Shuffle

When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.

Dude I had to crap so bad I was doing the turtle shuffle to the bathroom.

by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011

Future Shuffle

The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.

Used mainly for fun

Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out

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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..

by Overnewton l June 15, 2019

Massachusetts Shuffle

A similar maneuver to the Jersey Slide, where a car moves from the far left lane to the exit in one swift motion, except while using a turn signal

Look at this Masshole pulling a Massachusetts Shuffle! He nearly cut me off!

by PeachOfPaper August 10, 2019

shuriman shuffle

An elegant and perfectly executed sequence of complex or difficult actions without room for delay, fault, or failure.

Azir overcame the odds and executed a perfect shuriman shuffle against the enemy team giving him the win.

by OneThird13 July 27, 2023

Shit Shuffle

A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.

“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”

by PeePeeMustard January 19, 2021