shitter ass monk

This is an exclamatory phrase used mostly without regard for context or audience. Such as when the user burns themselves on the stove or finds out their car has been broken into.

Leigh: Max, your car was broken into by some bum. I found him in the backseat playing with your garden shearers.

Max: shitter ass monk!

by leighparade April 2, 2010

Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter.

1. Term specifically used in soccer for badly beating another team.
2. Having sex with a dirty slut in a Port-O-Potty.

1. "So how was the game today?"
"We won 5-0, we were Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter all game long."

2. "That ho was slutty. She wanted it so bad I had to pull the car over and I was Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter."

by Bad Andy November 7, 2007

blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.

Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up…

by Boiler cracker February 5, 2022

Two-Shitter-Quitter

When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.

I'm good man, that J's a two-shitter-quitter.

by donionrings April 4, 2019

Honk Kong no-shitter

A seemingly unbelievable event, that is indeed true and verifible by credible persons.

John: Did Mike really eat 6 pounds of uncooked pasta?
Dave: Yep, saw the whole thing, a real Hong Kong no-shitter.

by Eddy the Dentist January 10, 2004

Closet Panic Shitter

When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.

When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.

Hey, guys! I found Greg!, the fucking closet panic shitter!

by Immortal Yawn January 2, 2011

Wit-shitter

That small Country city in the middle of nowhere, Somewhere around South Central Kansas Referred to on the map as Wichita

Oh great we are moving to Wit-shitter

by Jellyphant July 27, 2003