Sloppy Llama

Peruvian slang for a sexual act where after giving a man a blow job, he takes his cock and slaps his part er across the face with it.

In India this is known as an Engorged Elephant.

Man...my girl gives great head so after she was done I gave her a sloppy llama.

by Mrez1047 July 30, 2022

Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

by QuacksO August 12, 2024

Sharma Llama

a breed of mountain bear, lion, llama that spits acid and has lion teeth aaaannnnddd also looks like a bear

Bear Grylls: Look out for them wild Sharma Llama's, they'll get 'Ya

by Bofter September 05, 2018

Promiscuous llama

When animals, engaged in sexy times, cause you to be late for an appointment...

"I would have gotten here sooner, but I ran into some promiscuous llamas!"

by McSparkles April 27, 2016

gave me a llama

Idiom meaning to give someone a hard time

I didn't notice that the light had turned green green and the guy behind me sure gave me a llama for it.

by RollieMe April 18, 2022

Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

by Lez big August 31, 2020

Llama llama ding dong

When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.

Friend: Have you talked to Patrick?

Me: Not since I tried the llama llama ding dong on him.

by dodgeystyle June 20, 2022