Italian Raider

When you cum in a womens ass after she takes a shit.

Dude, I got so kinky last night, I gave this girl the Italian Raider.

by LilBishGavin December 1, 2018

italian bastard

something you call your bro who's italian

Hey look! It's the Italian Bastard!!!!!

by ilovetheitalianbastard February 18, 2017

American Italian

Phrase pretentious foodie assholes use to differentiate between fancy Italian food and cheap Italian food.

"That's not authentic, m'lady, tis but mere American Italian."

by viper651 October 17, 2017

Italian Bistro

While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis (like an italian sausage) touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of his spicy DNA on her tonsils. It is important that this trigger her gag reflex so that she throws up, because if she fails to vomit then it would cease at being the Italian Bistro and become the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler.

Also, if possible, make sure she has eaten italian food before hand, to add to the authenticity to the act. Even better if one of the participants is Italian.

Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.

Jennifer was distraught. She didnt know if I loved her or not, and she wanted a sign if I truely cared for her. So I did the only thing that I thought would truely express what I felt in my heart for her: I gave her the Italian Bistro.

by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006

italian isolationist

a nickname for kobe bryant by that guy on sportsnation

yo man the italian isolationist is better than the akron hammer!

by gmac1993 November 20, 2009

dirty italian

When a guy with gonahrea cums on the right side of a white girls face and immediatly slaps the left side of her face to make it red. The resulting Green White and Red colors resemble the Italian flag. Pretty dirty if you ask me.

Wow, Rocky loves the dirty Italian, doesn't she!?

by Jeff Willis February 22, 2008

Italian Meatbeat

Italian Meatbeat means to: marinate a dudes sausage(cock) in italian seasonin!, and beatin the hell out of it

I want to Italian Meatbeat you!
No you better not!
Ill grab your sausage!
MWHAHAH!

by Herben Shlerben June 29, 2011