Halifax Handshake

When your partners anal cavity is too loose to achieve an orgasm through penetration alone. You must insert your hand and jerk off inside.

Dude 1: I dont think I can see Karen again. Had to give her the Halifax Handshake.
Dude 2: Gross. Can I get her number?

by NotThatGuy4152 May 22, 2020

Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.

This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.

by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019

personal handshake

Giving a handjob to somebody after a good job.

*Finishes GTA race after 1 hour*
Is given a personal handshake by somebody in the group

by BurgerRing8 March 26, 2016

Plumbers Handshake

A handjob from someone with extremely rough skin.

That girl was up for anything, but when she dropped it hand it was a plumbers handshake

by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019

Swedish handshake

When a female is fisted by two men at the same time, and their hands rub together inside her.

-Stacy is a real cavernous gal. Yesterday Bill and I have managed do do the Swedish handshake while getting busy at her place.

by theguy889 August 23, 2020

Milky Handshake

The process of jerking off into your own hand and giving a nice, sloppy hand job to your acquaintance.

Dad- “I heard John gave you a milky handshake from your sister.”

Step son- “yeah. There was so much but, it was sloppy af. Best milky handshake I’ve ever gotten. He jerked off in his hand and gave me a handjob”

by DStorm1397 August 17, 2019

Peppermint handshake

When a blue haired girl gives a man a handshake...

In his pants.

"Wow emily gives the best peppermint handshakes.

by HempWizard May 11, 2014