Gnome

Pronounced (gee-no-me) or guh-no-me) and is the correct way to pronounce Gnome (nome).

Rando- Hey, do you like my Nomes'?
You- Don't you mean Gnome?
Rando- Oh yeah, sorry, I have been pronouncing it wrong my whole life.

by SkittleCritter69420 September 7, 2022

gnome orgies

While playing Bingo, it is the state of having all of the "G" numbers on your card crossed off.

Now that they called "G-54" I have gnome orgies on this card.

by biblioforhire May 12, 2016

gnomed

Get gnomed

person 1: hi bro
Person 2: pulls out a fun

Person 1: oh I've been gnomed

by GIMME DA SUCC May 8, 2019

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

Gnome gamer

A so-called "gnome gamer" is a human being likely not to take part in social interaction and is much more present in their own comfortable gaming space.

A: Yo bro, I just did a sub 50 Inferno on OSRS (Oldschool Runescape).
B: Damn bro, you're a true gnome gamer!

by LightYearAhead January 18, 2023

poop gnome

A "poop gnome" is a slang term that does not have a universally recognized definition. It is most commonly used to refer to a small gay man (no longer on vacation) who loves poop sex.

That poop gnome never shuts up about Hitler.

by poopdefender February 10, 2023

Hairy gnome

A short gnome with a long beard.

David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”

by The Fat Chav July 4, 2021