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Cannabi-Gnome

A person that grows marijuana underground or illegally.
My neighbor only seems to come out at night from his Cannabi-Gnome lair.
by Cannabi-Gnome December 6, 2017
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Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.
"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"
by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016
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The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.
“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”
by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025
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gnome day

Gnome day is on May 26!!! Celebrate and appreciate the gnomes that protect you.
Omg it’s a gnome dayyyy
by Ava Silva February 18, 2023
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Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
by a3sw4ed5rftijkoplkijuhygtfrdfy October 22, 2020
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The Butthole Gnome

A terrible creature of the night who crawls up your asshole and sets up camp in your prostate.
Girl 1: Oh my God, what are we doing?

Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.
by ChloroformShmoroform March 6, 2024
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gnome

When a guy falls below a girls standards but she keeps leading him on because he's a good backup. Usually you rank super high in one or two qualities whether it's attractiveness, intelligence/wit, niceness, charm, etc. but you fall short in other categories, so she wants you sometimes but she's not interested in the whole package.
"How can I impress a girl to get her to like me" Guy 1
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2
by gotchubro March 1, 2020
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