Fountain of youth

When a girl swallows your baby juice or takes it on her face.

She’s been complaining that she’s getting older. Then I told her to try a little of my fountain of youth to help “slow down the aging”

by MMMagic Man July 25, 2018

Jomac Fountain

When you keep male ejaculation at back of your throat as you sneeze and shoot it out your nostril.

"Did you hear that glad done a jomac fountain"

by Gewbacca February 25, 2025

Shit fountain

Your ass after Taco Bell

I destroyed my toilet wth my shit fountain.

by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020

Leaky fountain

When your raw dogging your girlfriend and accidently cum in her so you flip her to the pile driver position then punch her gut as hard as you can

Last night me and my girlfriend were going at it we both finished at the same time but I didn't want any kids so preformed the leaky fountain on her to make sure

by Weapons grade: AUTISM May 2, 2022

lumpy fountain

when someone vomits while laying on his/her back due to a heavy night of drinking, this usually results in death.

Jimi Hendrix died from a lumpy fountain

by thechilde April 25, 2008

Butthole Fountain

A more appropriate name for a Bidet.

"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."

by randogurl October 7, 2024

Albino Water Fountain

When you blow your load into your partners mouth, and they they spit it back into yours, like a water fountain.

Ashley tried to albino water fountain me last night. She got caught with a mean right hook

by embasin May 10, 2023