troll farmer

One who dies his hair calf scour yellow and drives his 2003 250cc Yamaha Beartracker ATV around the yard with annoying glass packs on it.

A troll farmer is the Honey Badger's cousin.

Mitch's atv makes him look like a troll farmer.
The man looks like a troll farmer.

by legit_dr_derek March 23, 2012

potato farmer

A man or woman who is only attracted to a member of the opposite sex when they are in a relationship.

That potato farmer stole my wife

by jobe the lawnmower man October 5, 2011

Potato Farmer

A ethnic person who prefers the company of country white folk

Yo Lisa is such a Potato Farmer, she goes out to the country just for the guys.

by Johnny_Bravo October 10, 2008

melon farmer

A term that would sound derogatory but it really isn't.

Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?

by thisnameisalreadybeingusedbyme October 22, 2011

Dairy farmer

A woman or man who engages in milking a man's prostate. This is done by entering through the anus and pushing against the prostate causing an ejaculation.

That girl Katrin milked me last week, she is a hell of a dairy farmer.

by Qcipher October 18, 2018

Farmer Giles

farmer giles of ham is a charachter in a tolkien story, he accidentaly shoots a giant and so ends up being king, A dragon attacks and he must battle with it. He ends up not winning but figths again and makes an alliance with the dragon.

-farmer giles shot the giant, and was rewarded with caudimordax

by Matthew Turnbull December 10, 2006

coochie farmer

A guy who messes around with a girl and her best friend behind the girls back.

Amanda, Tara, stop fucking around with Jesus he's a coochie farmer. -Mary

by Bitch666 June 29, 2007