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Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.
Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.
by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019
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Crunch

Plural form for a group of scarabs aka June bugs;
A crunch of June bugs is like a murder of crows or a barrel of monkeys or a tower of giraffes
by Bambi barrister June 30, 2022
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Crunch

When your finna beat somebody up
I’ll crunch u little buz
I crunched her
He got crunched @ the game
by Littlemissdtm January 16, 2023
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crunched up

When something has gone really bad,

e.g spoiled milk
That (spoiled) milk has crunched up
by karbis_ July 25, 2022
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Maltene crunch

Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.
Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.
by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023
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Cum Crunch

When the girl bites your dick off when you cum in her mouth
Damn I heard Becky gave you the cum crunch

Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.
by Daddy Mlow November 25, 2023
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Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area
“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”
by Pb an j April 1, 2024
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