someone who is obsessed with shoes and purses whether by buying them or by thinking of them on an hourly bases :) ......
a "shoe-purseaholic" is someone who " LOST " count of how many shoes n purses they have , yet they still buy more :) .. in another words " ME "
by roca-kam November 6, 2011
Get the shoe-purseaholicmug. by Starmoonshine June 9, 2009
Get the Little Shoemug. When your black shoes so shiny
by OmmokBicChips May 19, 2018
Get the Tinfoil shoesmug. The plaintive cry of the Euro-Asian lesser-brained immigrant, welcomed into the country to fill the vital and skilled role of accosting the public by flogging copies of Big Issue.
by Albert Woods January 4, 2009
Get the Beaky Shoemug. A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.
Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.
by Tigherking May 4, 2021
Get the Shoe hornmug. "Red Shoes" is a codeword for a great set of tits. This codeword was originated circa 1999 and is a perfect cover for notifying a group of friends of a great rack.
1. Holy shit! Look at those awesome red shoes!
2. Dude, check out these approaching red shoes....I want to motorboat the shit out of those bad boys.
RMS
2. Dude, check out these approaching red shoes....I want to motorboat the shit out of those bad boys.
RMS
by R.M.S. October 24, 2009
Get the Red Shoesmug. Word for corfram shoes sometimes worn by military personnel. So named because of their resemblance to plastic, and the friendly jabbing by people who put in the effort to shine their shoes.
Also known as 'Cheater Shoes'.
Also known as 'Cheater Shoes'.
by ShineRag April 18, 2010
Get the Plastic Shoesmug.