painful tortoise

when a male or female eats nails, then poops out a spiky turd causing massive pain in the sphinctor area.

" dude, after i was in home depot i had a painful tortoise"

by darksentinal4 April 10, 2010

Motrin Pain

The pain you experience after coming down from being high on Motrin. The only cure for Motrin Pain is to take more Motrin.

"There's pain, and then there's Motrin Pain ... Motrin relieves Motrin Pain." - TV ad from the 90s

by UrbanPrick January 7, 2011

P-pain

P-pain is short for the worst thing you can ever experience, period pain.

Me random girl-"AHHHH, FUCKING P-PAIN!"

by AnonymousGurlWhoLovesCake July 12, 2015

brick of pain

a thick block of glass, when cocaine is placed on top and a black light shined upon it, the glass appears different colors depending on the quality of the cocaine.

A:"Dude you gonna hit up the BRICK OF PAINNN later on tonight?"

B:"oh hell yeah, i got the brick of pain up in my trunk"

by Blake The Snake January 6, 2006

Pain Train

the act of savagely attacking someone for no reason, ideally in a tag team mannor to generate the most pain for the person/rat being attacked.

Hugh: hey Tom fancy a pain train
Tom: ah how about rat boy?
Hugh: safe

*stalks prey*
insert: one bang

by PainTrain1 April 22, 2011

Bro Pain

1.The feeling a guy gets when he sees another guys genitals getting hurt. Bro pain can affect a large audience and can be indirect.

(Girl kicks guy 1 in nuts)
Guy 1: Ahhhhh!!!
Guy 2: *cringes and cries* (Bro Pain)


http://www.break.com/index/kid-doesnt-think-his-friend-will-jump.html

by TeddyBcool2000 April 22, 2009

t-pain

T-Pain is an alright rnb singer... Hot the song I'm in love with a stripper. He isn't like the other rnb singers i mean faggots like Marques Houston, Omarion knamean

I liked the Im in love with a stripper joint but t-pain's remix was pure crap featuring r.kelly fuckin' faggot

by CRoSSoVa August 12, 2006