Nonce

North English slang for a peadophile or very strange usually old man

"Barry over there is such a nonce"

by Blue jewel 87427 April 7, 2024

Nonce

Someone who wanks over children

Jack Cole was caught again wanking over his nephew. That Nonce cunts at it again)

by Cowfields May 24, 2019

Nonce

Someone who wears a pollar neck

Look at that nonce in a pollar neck

by Bridgewatersgay December 3, 2024

Nonce

Word to use to call your teacher if he brings you in the back of the class to tell you he has gotten a bad english grade but then lead you into a closet and tries to give you a massage, when you were in 3rd grade and your mom had to call the police on him

“That there in a right bloody nonce”

by not1day February 4, 2021

Nonce

Dior

Dior is a nonce

by Minion64068284 May 22, 2022

Nonce

An idiot

That XQC streamer is such a nonce acting like that

by Velenian July 1, 2021

nonce head

a shitey Peterborough linesman that is blind

Did you see that nonce head that missed the handball last week

by yeetusman123 December 29, 2018