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Gainsville handshake

A gainsville handshake is when you see a butt crack hanging out put your finger down in the crack.
"Hey, did you see Jimmy in human resources today? I guess he gave Johnny the old gainsville handshake."

"Oh, did you just put your finger down my pants?"
" yes its the gainsville handshake"
by Long shlong johnson February 1, 2023
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Wookiee Handshake

The act of two women, both with furry twats, scissoring and grinding their nether regions together in a display that resembles two Wookiee hands engaged in a friendly greeting. A more skillful version of the Wookiee handshake also exists. If the two women insert a double-ended dildo between them, and can achieve the same frenzied muff mashing while not exposing even a fraction of an inch of the dildo to potential onlookers, then this next-level Wookiee handshake has been achieved.
I'd harbored a certain nostalgia for hairy pussies from a young age. But it wasn't until I saw the Wookiee handshake in action, while simultaneously imagining the grunts and chortles of that beloved species who hailed from the planet Kashyyyk, that I could truly appreciate them.
by Arthur B. May 27, 2018
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Swedish handshake

When a female is fisted by two men at the same time, and their hands rub together inside her.
-Stacy is a real cavernous gal. Yesterday Bill and I have managed do do the Swedish handshake while getting busy at her place.
by theguy889 August 23, 2020
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Addis Handshake

The girls at the bar were greeting customers with Addis Handshake...so they were reluctant to leave.
by AddisF August 19, 2013
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naked handshake

A greeting between two male nudists (or naked males in general) where they respectively give a soft tug on the other male's dick.
I saw Paul at the nudist colony, we gave each other a naked handshake.
by Apacupotomus September 13, 2017
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Aqua handshake

When a woman gives you a hand job underwater. Very similar to a proper aqua handshake but she doesn't have webbed fingers.
Why is Michael making that face?

Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake
by Dirty Chaos November 27, 2017
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Samoan handshake

A handjob from a fat chick while she has butter on her hands
Bro last night after the club when we hit the ihop I got a samoan handshake at the table
by Hydronez October 20, 2017
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