Has a small cock and gets no bitches and says his milkshakes bring all the girls to the yard and also cocky
by PrinceAli34 April 14, 2019
Get the Davidmug. An awesome person, many people's best friend, gets all the girls and friends get jealous. Smart boy. If you make fun of him he will beat the life out of you. Quiet at first but becomes funniest person you'll ever meet. Good artist, leader of all men and a strong male. Unhatable person, doesn't tolerate fake people. Literally has expensive stuff but says he isn't rich- humble
David is my man
by Fboy on controller June 11, 2020
Get the Davidmug. by haha you noob April 11, 2020
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Get the Davidmug. by imadethisaccountforthisdefinti April 23, 2020
Get the Davidmug. A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every single girl on this planet and have no kids with perfect pull out game but dies because he contracted every STD.
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
Get the Davidmug. Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games
by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018
Get the Davidmug.