bog city

A place that one takes the train to when one’s pride is damaged, often by provocative banter.
Aw yeah, Frankie’s girlfriend broke up with him, now he’s on the train to bog city.”
by Philly Rob Bornton July 28, 2021
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Pavlov's Bog

When you're still making your morning coffee, and your body decides it's poo time.
Grabbed the Nescafé out this morning and was got by Pavlov's Bog - needed to lay some cable before the kettle even finished boiling.
by Bad Pun Man February 20, 2022
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grease my bog

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”
by Nick smith post January 22, 2021
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Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.
"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"
by Luckiii November 05, 2011
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bog woft

an overpowering sensation of smell that just hangs, attributed to a dump, grogbog or severe case of dangle berries
wow that bog woft is intense, i aint going down on you tonight honey..
by yo nigel August 20, 2009
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douche bog

The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect
'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back
by adamsgone April 18, 2011
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Dog water, bog water

Phrase often used in gaming to state you are ‘trash, scum.’ Your skills are lacking at a particular video game.
by Lancelot_47 May 11, 2021
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