Batman

An unstable orphan in a bat costume

Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice

*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*

by Not Bruce Wayne December 28, 2019

Batman

A kid named Marco who crochets with his grandma and has an extra chromosome and is very homophoib very smelly feet

Vegyiance👺😍😍😍 *stabs homeless person for jaywalking* batman vegenace

by Stewed squares April 13, 2022

Batman

Uses fear to achieve the outcomes he desires. His methodology is violence and/or cyber-crime. Verges on the cruel and (therefore) could be considered to be tyrannical (According to the blue beetle guy).

Hym "Yeah. The disgraced charlatan Dr. Jordan B. Peterson is a 'bigger man' than BATMAN! OK! I'm sure that's the actual case and meaning sloganeering posited by a disgrace and a charlatan. Ok. Let's apply that logic elsewhere...."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Batman

Anti-gun multi Millionaire who puts on a bat costume at night so he can beat up homeless people.

Batman: "I'm vengeance."

by blo000b June 3, 2022

batman

The act of getting highly intoxicated and on the car ride home sticking your head outside the window and start screaming BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations you have now been Batmaned.

Driving home from your wife's baby shower after becoming intoxicated and screaming out the window Batman.

by Givenone March 14, 2014

Batman

(verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.

Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔

Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(

by cooldude909 February 10, 2024

I’m Batman

I’m Batman isn’t a term used when a man fights crime, but a term when a man is fighting to not end it all, really it is a cry for help

I’m Batman

by Pandapiers June 12, 2023