Rolex Ugly

Rolex ugly is the ugly cousin of coyote ugly and double-coyote ugly. Rolex ugly occurs after a night of drunken stupidity when you wake up to find a hideous creature in your bed. Last night’s six-pack beauty queen has somehow transformed into a hideous creature who isn’t suitable for mating with other humans. Rather than wake your Sleeping Ugly, you chew off your arm leaving behind your appendage along with your $18,000 Rolex Submariner.

Dude, what happened to your arm and your watch?
Hey man, had to gnaw that fucker off this morning.
Wha?
Yeah man, that chick was Rolex ugly!
Dude!

by _DrBigEars_ April 02, 2022

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Bump Uglies

Bogan or redneck term for sex.

Bumping Uglies is the term for doing it right now.

Wanna go and Bump Uglies?

I can hear the neighbours Bumping Uglies.

by Chookie D Bomb July 04, 2021

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The ugly cuckling

That one fucker who looks like a truckling, doesn't give a fuckling, and is cucking.

Joe: Josh is totally the ugly cuckling
Maya: I agree, totally

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet November 01, 2020

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ugly noodle

Someone who is ugly and insignificant.

Jessica isso clingy she is such an ugly noodle.

by king.lamp March 24, 2015

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Fuck Ugly

When something is so ugly that when you see it, it actively makes you mutter "Fuck." due to the enormous amount of stress caused by knowing it's horrid existence and the fact that people will meet this thing. "Fuck" is also muttered for the creator as an obligation since the creator clearly should've realized he/she has fucked up while making it and stopped making it.

Oliver: Hey Jacob have you seen Sonic in the new movie?
Jacob: No. Why?
Oliver: I'm telling you Sonic is Fuck Ugly dude.

-later on-

*Oliver sees the new Sonic
Oliver: Fuck

by Echolitus May 02, 2019

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