To watch a movie at home on a tv screen while using your phone, tablet, or laptop, a second screen, in an effort to multitask
by Vundavata June 17, 2022
Get the Two Screen mug.When two people have multiple orgasms. Usually having to be scooped out afterwards.
Can also be used for more than two, ie three four five even six scoops.
Can also be used for more than two, ie three four five even six scoops.
That was crazy, I just finished again, looks like you got Two Scoops.
Damn we've been at it for hours looks like we had Four Scoops.
Damn we've been at it for hours looks like we had Four Scoops.
by Two Scoops and more May 4, 2022
Get the Two Scoops mug.Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021
Get the Two A Day mug.Spending two nights in a row with a partner. Usually sexual. Usually on weekends (Friday and Saturday).
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by lupoprodukto April 12, 2022
Get the two-nighter mug.John: you see that girl over there
Mark: yeah
John: she’s mad beat
Mark: I’d still tap that
John: damn bro u really a two legger
Mark: and she’s a two leggee
Mark: yeah
John: she’s mad beat
Mark: I’d still tap that
John: damn bro u really a two legger
Mark: and she’s a two leggee
by Luckyboi420 January 29, 2022
Get the Two Leggee mug.People who are two-faced will always be asking if they can put their ballz in yo jawz which is a very strong indication that they are LGBTQIA
"Bro srsly shut up I need to complete my maths homework"
"Can I put ma ballz in yo jawz?"
"Dude stop actually"
"I will put ma ballz in yo jawz"
"Dude your so two-faced you never do this at school"
"Imma put ma ballz in yo jawz now"
"Can I put ma ballz in yo jawz?"
"Dude stop actually"
"I will put ma ballz in yo jawz"
"Dude your so two-faced you never do this at school"
"Imma put ma ballz in yo jawz now"
by AtomicBr3ath August 25, 2021
Get the Two-faced mug.An old white dudes old (and most likely fake) gangster name, he is most likely a dad of to kids and looks like he could hurt a fly but not an actual human.
The dad: Did you know I was in a gang when I was your age, they all called me two trays.
His kid: Dad you grew up in the Mormon Utah stfu.
His kid: Dad you grew up in the Mormon Utah stfu.
by Definitely not two trays kid December 2, 2021
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