Rug Queen

An attractive fat girl. After you sleep with her you notice her panties on your floor and the panties look like a rug.
I nailed that Rug Queen Emilie last night. Thought there was a dead cheetah on my floor this morning.
by Byerley October 09, 2013
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rossland rug

In the ski and mountain biking Mecca of Rossland, B.C., all trucks in town can be seen with a tailgate protector mat

( usually a Dakine mat), with multiple bikes hanging.
This Rossland Rug on the tailgates of trucks has become synonymous with mountain biking in British Columbia, and everywhere mountain bike culture exists.
That new trail must be ready to shred, look at all the Rossland Rugs in the parking lot!!
by Dez4prez October 09, 2017
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Lunch rug

A replacement of bad words you when your angry (like the "f" word)
by Blubarry October 24, 2015
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Rug-Chomping

A crude term for eating vagina. Rug-Chomping can also be used as a derogatory term for lesbian sex acts.
"Man, that rug-chomping dyke-bat gets more pussy than I do. My life sucks."

"I didn't see Joe at all yesterday, he was rug-chomping that wildebeest from the club all night."
by thakidd94621 February 20, 2016
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stiff rug

When a young perv jacks his wank and shoots it on the floor in an area with carpet. Also know as SRS or "Stiff Rug Syndrome"
I heard Jeremy has Stiff rug all over his bedroom....
by WinksMcgee April 03, 2016
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bum rug

its that fuzzy patch on the nutsack bit of ya tradies boxers
by Gapezy June 27, 2017
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Rug Cleaner

A all new machine just about ready to urinate bleach on your beautiful 250 year old Persian Rug.
The Rug Cleaner will urinate bleach into any nearby Fortnite Kid's mouth.
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