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text offender

An older pervert, who tries to stalk an flirt with girls, or possibly guys, through texting.
"I was walking next to a text offender earlier"
"Yesterday, I was being stalked by a text offender"
by Brandon Broussard from LA October 23, 2009
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text secretary

A individual given charge of duties involved with text messaging for another individual (these include inscribing, forwarding, deleting, proofreading, etc.)
Brother. My vision problems and carpal tunnel syndrome have become rather problematic. Can you be my text secretary?
by ztra and ________ July 20, 2010
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text tone

The unintended tone read through a text, IM, or any other text based messaging system.
Text: "I hope you fucking die"
Response: "WTF!? Fuck you"
Text: "What? Why!? Oh... fucking text tone"

Text: "I hope you fucking die. lol"
Response: "Lol... Wtf?"
Text: "Lol... Proper text tone bitch."
by ThatGuyYouSortOfKnow? December 15, 2010
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text-fishing

Texting multiple people, like casting multiple fishing lines, waiting to see who responds. Usually done when in moderate to extreme levels of boredom, or to procrastinate in some way.
Person #1: Hey

Person #2: Hey, how's things? How's the family? What've you been up too?

Person#1: No offense, but I'm not really trying to have a serious conversation. I was just text-fishing you.

Person #2: Oh,ok...
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text bunny

another way of making the bunny

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by maggleslove April 5, 2010
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Text Dump

The act of breaking up with a significant other via text messaging on ones mobile device.
I was at a bar when this stalker of a kid I was seeing showed up - I ignored him - two days later I text dumped him.
by Sarah1204 July 27, 2008
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Text List

Texting a friend a band's setlist at a concert when one of you attends the show, while the other cannot (for whatever reason)

The most accurate text lists are made when the concert-goer texts his/her friend the current song being played during or after the performance, thus sending one song at a time. Texting an entire setlist after the show is over is more difficult because the person at the show may forget some songs here and there, so it's best to text in the moment of each song.
Friend 1: I'm going to the Incubus concert tonight! YEAH!
Friend 2: Lucky! Too bad I live thousands of miles away. Text list me?
Friend 1: Definitely!
by Firebreather01 February 22, 2011
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