Ted

Ted can always leg press more than anyone else but can never spell words like "zoo".

"oh hi ted are you leg pressing 600kg"

ted: "yeah I just went to the zo."

by teds secret lover February 24, 2025

Ted

The platypus on the Australian 20 cent piece( commonly called tails)

I call ted

by Notben36364578 November 30, 2018

Ted Phenomenon

When you have a really good idea, don’t know it’s good, and just slap it on a sketch.

“I’m just gonna call it a Ted Phenomenon, it’s good but what are you doing with it?!”

by Lumiac April 7, 2020

Ted

Stand Ted on your school bag.

I'm having a rough Ted right now.

by LiptonIceTeaGreen December 3, 2021

ted fisher

A very sexy man that every girl want to sleep with and maybe oral

Ted Fisher can call me up any time.

by Stankysocks December 14, 2015

Pulling a Ted

When one blows off plans with friends to jerk off into the exhaust pipe of a Brand New AMG GT series vehicle.

Dam dude Teds pulling a Ted on us tonight smh

by BILLLLLYBOB6996 February 27, 2020

TED talk

A lengthy and detailed explanation about a particular topic, usually in an educational setting.

Daniel: I have just finished my teaching session.
Colleagues: We were done with ours a long time ago.
Daniel: You all are so fast!
Colleagues: You were giving a TED talk!

by DanielJJ December 29, 2021