a man with an computer science degree, low critical thinking skills, a large ego, and too much venture capital money
"guys, you should download the app i just launced. its called cummr and it's going to revolutionize the purchase of customized sex dolls" - Person A
"oh shit, it's a tech bro. my rent is going up for sure." - Person B
"oh shit, it's a tech bro. my rent is going up for sure." - Person B
by a very annoyed cs major March 3, 2023
Get the tech bromug. Brooklyn tech squads which consist of 50 fucking people or more. These squads fucking run around downtown Brooklyn like monkeys and sit on every available trash can
by Daddy’s iPhone October 15, 2018
Get the Tech squadmug. A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.
“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”
by Prof Bruce April 5, 2010
Get the tech whiteoutmug. A measure for how capable/lucky someone is with computers, gadgets and other technology. At one end of the scale, it's the Buddha-like ability to bend technology to your will and get it to do amazing things. At the other end, it's people who can crash an iPad just by looking at it.
by runkelfinker August 31, 2010
Get the tech karmamug. Tech Mafia A black hat cyber team allegedly known for the Cyber attacks that led on Cyber security news Crypto currency mining with artificial intelligence and Crypto currency ransomware
The team is organized as - XTC (Leader) aka Vimi
Sleek (Associate) aka Tyler
Decievability (Core member) aka Deci
Gorb (Member)
ili (Member)
Toxiic (Core member)
Effiencies (Core member)
Errorbility (Core member)
Esco (Member) aka UDQX
Erik (Core member) aka Sudo
Hesoid (Core member) aka Zach
Idoxedfbi (Member) aka Overdosed
Mal (Core member)
Nicolo (Core member)
Internetlordz (Core member)
Dying$orrows (Member) aka Jon
Softwaredata (Core member) aka Data
Hakka.sh (Core member) aka Ryker
Zera (Member)
Gme.crzy (Member)
Justi (Core member)
Internetsource (Core member)
Slaps (Core Member) aka Slaps
Tascles (Member)
Black hat cyber team Founded by XTC & Slaps over Twitter
The team is organized as - XTC (Leader) aka Vimi
Sleek (Associate) aka Tyler
Decievability (Core member) aka Deci
Gorb (Member)
ili (Member)
Toxiic (Core member)
Effiencies (Core member)
Errorbility (Core member)
Esco (Member) aka UDQX
Erik (Core member) aka Sudo
Hesoid (Core member) aka Zach
Idoxedfbi (Member) aka Overdosed
Mal (Core member)
Nicolo (Core member)
Internetlordz (Core member)
Dying$orrows (Member) aka Jon
Softwaredata (Core member) aka Data
Hakka.sh (Core member) aka Ryker
Zera (Member)
Gme.crzy (Member)
Justi (Core member)
Internetsource (Core member)
Slaps (Core Member) aka Slaps
Tascles (Member)
Black hat cyber team Founded by XTC & Slaps over Twitter
by Fcvv August 24, 2020
Get the Tech Mafiamug. Similar to prison gay, when sweaty MTU students become so desperate they resort to homosexual conduct.
Guy 1: I'm so tired of beating off my own dick.
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!
by Not Tech Gay August 31, 2018
Get the Tech Gaymug. by You can see god January 18, 2021
Get the Tech-ninemug.