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Clarke Tech

A noun to describe technology so far advanced beyond known science, it might just as well be considered magic.. or to quote the famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke from his 1962 book "Profiles of the Future: An Inquiry into the Limits of the Possible":

"Any sufficiently advanced technology that is indistinguishable from magic"
"Man, how does magic even work in fantasy like Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones or The Colour Of Magic?"
- "I don't know man.. it might have been left by an even more ancient civilization that works via technology embedded in the fabric of spacetime itself that can be accessed by special rituals, certain movements, chemical reactions or interpreted language patterns in the form of sound waves or thought patterns even.. all that that magical shit in fantasy might be science fiction dialed up to 42 on a scale of 1 to 10, basically classifying it as Clarke Tech."
"Whoah.. that shit is deep.." ** takes another bong hit **
by cappie2000 March 31, 2022
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Tech Tuesday

Tech Tuesday the last Tuesday of every month where you wear a Nike tech
Those boys in the blue and red Nike techs look so fine this tech Tuesday
by Kha billz January 25, 2022
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tech hell

The status of being unable go about life as normal due to unavailability of one or more (usually two) essential devices.
Fuck! My laptop is out for repair and my smartphone's screen is cracked. I'm stuck in tech hell with this shitty burner phone!
by Inglorious Sam February 20, 2018
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Ikel Tech

Gyy 1: Bro.. I accidentally put in thr wrong stats..

Guy2: Ikel tech
by Ner_d July 4, 2022
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Tuck Tech

A tech review YouTuber who gets mega bitches.
1:Dang did you see that Tuck Tech used the hub intro on his channel
2:Ayo WTF
by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022
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tech whiteout

A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.
“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”
by Prof Bruce April 5, 2010
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Tech map

An excuse for bad mapping in rhythm games.
Mapper: *Makes normal shit map*
Player: this gameplay sucks
Mapper: *makes identical map but calls it a tech map*
Player: this is awesome and i love it
by emiliauwu February 23, 2022
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